Boowhoo

https://triceratopless.deviantart.com/ links because i don't know howtf to put pretty icons b'aw. :C

I have a headache. :c It hurts very much. I can't tell my mother though because whenever I tell her something hurts she calls me a hypochondriac and the conversation goes downhill from there. It just feels like someone was sitting on my head. But not just any old street hobo, more like a morbidly obese woman (i don't know why its a woman, it just rolls off the tongue better) decided to take a power nap on my temple. Now I just go the hiccups, what. This would be funny if not for the fact that my hiccups sound like a squirrel trying to choke down a peanut that just isn't right for them. ...Okay they're gone. It was one of those random, one

stole from fuego stfu.